Boy if you doubted Mitt Romney has what it takes to appeal to wealthy religious Caucasians who would never vote Democratic YOU WERE WRONG
Romney: My promise is to help you and your family...into your NEW Climate Change lifeboat!
Putin is going to beat up Romney if they ever meet.
Mitt Romney: "We don't apologize for success. We don't apologize for firing Americans. We don't apologize for keeping our money offshore."
Breaking News: Clint Eastwood is yelling at an invisible Joe Biden standing at a urinal
Romney mentioning Neil Armstrong. This must be the death montage. "Know who else was a great American? Sherman Hemsley."
You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism!