It's all about Iowa tonight, boys & girls. So, which MENSA member will citizens from a small state absolutely NOT representative of the entire country choose tonight that will set the course for at least the next few remaining primaries who probably won't get the damn nomination anyway looking at the caucus track record on the GOBP side? Was all that clear as mud?! ;D
Will anyone drop out after tonight, or will they all stick it out for at least a bit longer? I guess we'll find out soon enough.
And, on what couldn't be a more appropriate night being the GOBP caucus out in IA, let's get SPARKy for the first time in 2012! :D If any of y'all are the resolution - making types, and those resolutions include working out, I got some Miss Manners rules for your new gym membership. Sometimes, I crave a McDonald's hamburger & fries like crazy but not THIS crazy! I bet the NRA's creaming their jeans about this auction. Finally, just when I think I might - just might - want to get a passport so I can visit places like "Across the Pond"...
On with The Rachel Maddow Show!
And, here's Rachel to pick up MSNBC's coverage of the IA caucuses. Man on Dog & Rep. Ron Paul are basically tied. And, if any of y'all dare to Google THAT combination, you've got a stronger stomach than I do. ;D
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Mittens is behind just a couple of points. Have IA voters done teh Google for Man on Dog? Chuck Todd's back to election number crunching; he needs to go back & do that full time 'cause he's a craptacular White House "correspondent" or whatever the spark he does now. It might be awhile before we know who "wins," but bear in mind there are no winners in a room full of losers. ;D
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Remember that Gary Johnson dude? He's now officially out & is endorsing Rep. Ron Paul. Eugene Robinson & Howard Fineman join Tweety in IA. Bat$hit's "inner circle" might tell her to throw in the towel?! Whatever will Our Great Orange Satanic Leader say??!! :D Governor Secession's still in it, boys & girls! People at Mittens rallies wear clothes bearing corporate signatures? Well, kind of makes sense, yes? Are the clothing people, too, like corporations? Poor Jon Huntsman is "hanging in" at 1%. Will his "inner circle" tell him to bail after tonight?
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NOW, the "leadership" positions have flipped; Man on Dog's tied for 2nd with Mittens with Rep. Paul in the lead. AND, it appears the Gary Johnson story is a fake. We've got a big 'ol gang at the table now with Rachel including Ed Schultz, Rev. Sharpton, Lawrence (Not a Witch & No Relation to Christine) O'Donnell, and, I think, Steve Schmidt (ugh). He did say something that makes sense; POTUS campaigns end when they run out of money. AND, the reason why Governor Secession will stick around for a good while is because his campaign has more money than Gawd. I wonder how Ed feels about getting the seat next to Mr. Schmidt? ;D Ed commented about Governor Secession "putting his ego aside"?! HA! I had no idea Ed was a comedian!! :D
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It sounds like Steve Schmidt's predicting a Man on Dog win tonight - or at least a damn respectable showing. Tonight's caucus is still classified at "too close to call."