Dear socialist fu
Dear Evil Stimulus Peeple
Dear Munny Peeple,
You are rong to give away munny, and I want some. Guverment cant pay companys to create jobs!! Only companys can create jobs. You see the differunts? Where did you get that munnys anyways? It is a lot. I think you took munny from rich people. Stop that. Stop taking money from peeple who have it. Stop it!
But now you have all that munny what are you going to do with it? I want some. It's only fair. You will only waste it. I know, because to meny poor peeple want to go to collidge.
Collidge is for people who barrow munny from their mom and dads. If I was a collidge I would tell people, no. No you cant come here if you don't barrow. It's only fair. And sick people too, like old people. All of them get too much munny, and I want some.
Did I mention that part allready? I think I did but this part is important I want some that munny. I want it because it will create jobs here in my neigbo nayborh where I live. Even tho you shouldn't give munny to other companys to create jobs. It is differunt if you give me the munny I will take care of it. I PROMISE!! I have a plan. When you give me the munny I will treat it diferrent. That is a good plan. LISTEN!!! Here is my plan no old people or sick people will be alloud to see it. All the munnys. They alreddy have their own munny and it is too much anyway. Or girls. Some of them are not lady's anyway even though they shoud not be speshal but I am getting mixed up here and you are still not given me the munny. I dont think thats fair. Because I want that munny more then other people want it, the munny.
p.s.
Don't tell no one peeple that I rote you this letter!!! If you do, I will lie say no I didn't. Other peeple asked me to but it wasnt me I didn't ever send it. People will believe me So you shoud burn it. Burn this letter. The one I'm sending you now. Because most people like maybe 90 percent will believ me anyway and you cant proof it. The other 47 percent peeple do not matter and are probabally old anyways, and girls.
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Do you have still have the other three letters I sent you? That is five four letters you have and I still don't have the munnys. You have to burn those too!! (Not the munnys the letters!) DO IT QUICK!!!! Even tho nobody importen who matters will believe you.
p.pps
Dont forget the munnys!!!!
Paul Ryan