10. Even President Obama sometimes drinks coffee.
9. Romney's pension is bigger than Obama's. Romney's IRA is bigger than Florida's.
8. President Romney has a great plan to bring down gas prices, it's called "another Great Depression."
7. When a candidate treats a moderator with disrespect he's a tough winner. When a candidate treats the President of the United States with disrespect, he's a pitiful loser.
6. When partisans complain about the moderator and proclaim a draw, THEY LOST.
5. Mitt Romney hasn't been spanked that hard by a woman since he visited David Viter's district during the 2008 election season.
4. Mitt Romney doesn't understand foreign policy well enough to know that an "act of terror" is still an "act of terror" even when the President of the United States says the words "act of terror" but FOX News says he never said "act of terror".
3. Mitt Romney has binders full of women, Barack Obama has binders full of wupass!
2. Government doesn't create jobs, but if you elect Mitt Romney to lead the government he will create 12 million of them.
1. Guns don't kill people. Single mothers kill people.