Poor old Seamus took a ride,
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
He could not run, he could not hide,
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
With a Ha ha ha!
And a Har har har!
Stuff him in a crate on the roof of the car.
Poor old Seamus took a ride,
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
Rolling down the interstate,
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
Bouncing around in the doggie crate,
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
If he shmitts the crate, well what do you know,
Just hose him down and you're good to go.
Poor old Seamus took a ride,
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
Twelve long hours in this crate,
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
How much more can a good dog take?
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
If I ever get free, I won't attack,
Just run away and never come back!
Poor old Seamus took a ride,
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!
Run Seamus!
Run boy!
Run like the wind!
Good news, America! If we all do our part, evangelical voters will never learn that Mitt Romney is heavily invested in Stericycle, the aborted fetus disposal company! That's right, all of us, working together, can prevent conservative voters from finding out that Mitt Romney profits from ABORTIONS!
Here's where you come in. All you have to do is KEEP VERY QUIET about this issue at all times!
No matter what the provocation, DO NOT inform anyone that Mitt Romney is part of the abortion industry and takes a percentage of every abortion that Stericycle cleans up after!
It's just that simple!
So, do your part, won't you?
Working together, we can keep this under wraps!
Let's see.
September 11th.
Iraq.
Abu Ghraib.
Tora Bora.
Katrina.
Two wars on the credit card.
New medicare benefits on the credit card.
Tax cuts for billionaires.
Economic collapse.
Hey, I've got an idea! Let's put the republicans back in charge!
Historical fact: The ship sent to Boston harbor in 1768 to enforce British taxes on the American colonies was the HMS Romney.
That's right, gang.
1768: The Boston Tea Party defends itself against the HMS Romney.
2012: The Conservative Tea Party surrenders to Mitt Romney.
Okay, here's the plan.
More tax cuts for billionaires.
End Medicare.
Privatize Social Security.
Deport 12 million people.
Accelerate global warming.
Sell General Motors to China.
Outlaw abortion.
Repeal healthcare reform.
Put Brownie back in charge of FEMA.
Put Wall Street back in charge of the economy.
Bomb Iran.
Yeah, I'll be voting republican. Real soon.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, Rush, it's a make-believe dick, that you can hold in your mouth and feel around with your tongue and just, you know, think about stuff....
Oh, when your Taggs, and your Twits, they all surround you,
And you wish that your Willard had a plan,
And your Fehrnstroms, and your Roves, they start to confound you,
Won't you come see me, Queen Ann?
Won't you come see me, Queen Ann?
And when the ladies on The View, they start to inspect you,
And your Limbaughs, and your Drudges, make their demands,
And you scream, "This is hard!" because you know they don't respect you,
Won't you come see me, Queen Ann?
Oh, won't you come see me, Queen Ann?
And when all your dancing horses are prancing backward,
And you dream of mushroom clouds over Iran,
And all your Cadillacs are elevating skyward,
Won't you come see me, Queen Ann?
Won't you come see me, Queen Ann?
So the next time you're in the pool with Mister Leder,
And you hear the Cayman Islands calling your name,
And forty-seven percent of the people are coming to get you,
Won't you come see me, Queen Ayn?
Yes, won't you come see me, Queen Ayn?
Seriously, Ann.
I want you to come see me.
I hear you're a Rominatrix.
Berkshires is the author of "Poor Old Seamus" and "I Am Romney," right here on your friendly neighborhood dailykos. Why not read 'em to a republican today!