Mourdoch: Life is a gift from god and i think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape that it is uh... something that god intended to happen.
MR: There is so much at stake, I hope you'll join me in supporting Richard Mourdoch for US Senate.
C: Actually Mitt, we won't be joining you because there's a lot at stake in this election especially for women and people who like women and respect them.
KG: I'm looking at you gays LGBTQI... abcd Look the point is, this is not the election to be complacent.
C: Honestly this is sick stuff. Richard Mourdoch thinks pregnancy resulting from rape is a gift from god.
KG: Is that not true?
C: No! (oh okay) Do you want this guy in the senate? Maybe he can sit next to Todd Akin the republican nominee from Missouri who thinks that women's bodies magically shutdown pregnancies that result from 'legitimate rape'.
KG: Bew bew bew bew bew... is that how they magically tap? (yes) Okay great. Well look these guys aren't running for town councilman okay, they're running for United States Senate.
C: And what about the guy that looks like Dracula?
KG: Okay, luckily I speak Cher, she means Paul Ryan, you know that guy who thinks that women should only have the right to choose in cases of forceable rape
C: I didn't know there was such a thing as unforceable rape.
KG: Well there isn't... but shhh, enough Cher with you and your logic, the point is that Romney and his buddies are trying to turn back time on womens rights.
Look, this is serious its all-or-nothing we're talking about choice and fair pay and health care, one-by-one. I mean they're basically acting like a bunch of gypsies tramps and thieves (Kathleen!) If you believe.. (what, I'm trying to be serious,) I'm trying to like be an icon, (I am an icon,) all right well I'm kind of like a regional icon, will you give me that at least? (yeah) Alright.
C: So ladies in Des Moines, voters in Madison, voters in Portsmith, voters in Ft. Lauderdale, voters in Cleveland. We need you to do something for your country we need you to come together, protect women's rights, so on november the 6th go and vote, make your friends vote, call other people and tell them to vote.
KG: Text your grandma, talk to my ninety two-year-old alcoholic mother, make that person vote, the person that' like oh it's a long day for me and I might want to go to the club later get that dude to vote.
KG: I mean this Cher bitches, just do what she says! And... God bless America
KG: I'm Cher and I approve this message.
KG: I think I have the hair thing perfect, I really do, it's the small finger right?
KG: Romney wants to turn back time.
Go on... do it!