Or at least that's how it seems to me. The founder of Dominos is suing the feds over the provision in "Obamacare" that mandates insurance coverage for contraception. The suit claims the mandate violates his rights as an employer. He expressed the opinion that birth control in any form is a mortal sin. In a flippant moment I had the thought then that every pizza he sells is not only sinful as it relates to gluttony, but may be sinful as it relates to birth control. My logics goes as follows - erectile dysfunction is related to restricted blood flow. Restricted blood flow is related to arterial blockage. The main cause of arterial blockage in American men is cholesterol build-up. Pizza is very high in cholesterol and triglycerides. Thus, pizza causes ED and prevents men from being able to fulfil their duty to impregnate females. Clearly a sin. But wait, Mr. Monaghan has gotten of that one. It's ok to cover Viagra and Cialis under the insurance he provides to his employees.