This is fucking hilarious.
On Friday, a Google search for Romney's name was delivering a site called "Spreading Romney" as one of its top results. The spoof site (which, as will soon become apparent, is in no way associated with the Republican candidate or his campaign) is a twist on a site that caused Santorum to ask Google to bury it.
Well, it seems that Willard's "Google problem" has percolated all the way up to CNN!
For those new to the story, it all began when Willard strapped the family dog to the roof of his car for an extended vacation drive. No, that's not funny. Nor is the manner in which the dog registered his displeasure at being confined to pet carrier on the roof of a car at excess speeds for an extended length of time.
What is funny, however, is the extent to which Willard is afraid of his own shadow. Given Romney's cowardice and his ever growing list of flip flops, it's only too appropriate that the word Romney be so defined:
(rom-ney) v.
1. To defecate in terror.
By contrast,
this is how loving dog owners transport their dogs.