O.k. The following transcript was forwarded to me by an
anonymous source. Apparently, it is a transcript of a celestial
conversation between Satan and God, that took place quite
recently!
Transcript can be found below the orange-squigley-thingy-or-fold,
whatever you want to call it...(for our benefit, the source translated
the transcript into English)
The source tells me that this transcript took place while God
was seated at his heavenly desk after calling Satan to come
see him!
(Transcript begins)
God: Ah, there you are!
Satan: What's happening, Bro?
God: I need to talk to you about your boy Rick Santorum!
Satan: My boy Rick Santorum?! What makes that fool my boy?
God: Well let's look here... by now Rick has violated paragraph
345, section 6 and I quote: "No living man or woman shall use
the almighty to incite hate and fear through speech..."
Satan: Yeah, I heard about that! So?
God: Well, guess what, a violation of that paragraph guarantees
entry to hell....so, that makes Ricky your boy, doesn't it?
Satan: OH, oh, O.k. I get it...yeah, if you put it that way,
Rick Santorum is definitely my boy... and boy am I going to
have fun with Rick, and there is going to be a lot of santo...
God: SPARE ME THE DETAILS...whatever you do in your neck of
the woods is your business, not mine!
Satan: Alright bro, calm down... jeez...
God: Anyway, I'm going to have a memo drafted and emailed to
our gatekeeper? Any objections?
Satan: Sounds A-O-K with me, bro, as long as I get cc'd on the
memo!
God: Done!
Satan: Cool!
God: Good, now get back to hell, your sulphuric gas emanation
is getting to me!
Satan: Yes, sir!
(Transcript ends)