Don't tell me you haven't bought a ticket.
I'm a convert to Quakerism, but screw it, I bought a ticket. And then I bought several more. If you want to pray for a number to win? My favorite number that got picked randomly had a Mega Ball of 11. My birthday's on the 11th and my kid is 11 this year. GOOOOOO BIG ELEVEN!
And seriously? You owe it to your country to buy yourself a ticket. You don't want some Glen-Beck-Listnen'-Limbaugh-Worshippin' jackasss using all that nice, soft money to sop up Boehner's round, rolly tears 7.3 seconds from now when he haz his next Tee Vee-Scheduled Sad, DO YOU?
Of course you don't.
So, now that we've established that when you win, you'll 1) take the cash payout, 2) pay your full taxes, and 3) erase all debts for yourself and various family and friends... with ALL THAT being given:
A) Watcha gonna do with all that crunchy, yummy cash?
or
Plan B) What advice would you give for any Kossack who wins, to help them be smart about how to collect, and use, the loot?