Mr. Dan: Dogboy!
Dogboy: Yessir, Mr. Dan!
Mr. Dan: It's happening, Dogboy!
Dogboy: [excited breath suck] Harp seals holding their Million-Cuteness-March?
Mr. Dan: No! Liberty is dawning across the land. Freedom!
Dogboy: You mean freedom to help people, work together and share common goals as a community--
Mr. Dan: Yyyou disgust me, Dogboy. No, the freedom to do your own thing, or not do anything at all!
Dogboy: Ooh! Where?
Mr. Dan: The Supreme Court. Where noble conservatives fight for freedom!
Dogboy: What kind of freedom?
Mr. Dan: Freedom from . . . health insurance.
Dogboy: But what if you get sick?
Mr. Dan: That doesn't matter because we are free (not to do anything about that).
Dogboy: Just like the Supreme Court justices, right?
Mr. Dan: Well, actually, they have government-funded single-payer plans, but they know the evils of government meddling in our lives!
Dogboy: Oh! So they stay out of it.
Mr. Dan: Yes! Unless they need to get into it.
Dogboy: I'm confused, Mr. Dan.
Mr. Dan: You see, Dogboy, it's all about Liberty, the wondrous freedom to live your life without government intervention!
Dogboy: You mean, like freedom from a Broccoli Mandate?
Mr. Dan: Exactly, Dogboy! Conservatives on the Court are fighting for, for--
Dogboy: Freedom for corporations to spend unlimited amounts in elections?
Mr. Dan: Well, kind of, they're fighting for . . . freedom from going to the gym! Freedom from food safety! Freedom from government prying into every nook and cranny of our lives!
Dogboy: Unless that nook and cranny is under our genitals, right?
Mr. Dan: You're a filthy little dog, but yes, that's different-- a person could hide something there!
Dogboy: Uhh, OH! Mr. Dan! I get it! It's all about having liberty . . .
Mr. Dan: Yess, Dogboy!
Dogboy: Liberty to--
Mr. Dan: Yes!
Dogboy: --to, to, get a free colonoscopy at the county jail!
Mr. Dan: er, Noo!
Dogboy: Even if all you did was violate a leash law.
Mr. Dan: But- but, NO!
Dogboy: Oh, so that's a judicial restraint!
Mr. Dan: er, but--
Dogboy: You must be very free now, Mr. Dan!
Mr. Dan: Dogboyyyugh!