My kindergartener has been learning about the Presidents in school, and has become a bit obsessed with Washington and Lincoln, to the point that he often "plays President" (I get to be Abe, my wife gets to be Martha Washington). Anyway, the other day he decided that if he's going to be President Washington, he needed to write a speech, so he did. Then he read it to us (no teleprompter!)
Here, I'll translate:
"We need to be equal, and treated equally. We shall not believe like other people--and not believe like Kings. Undoubtedly, we believe we do not need wants, but we do need needs. Questions are good, and so is listening."
Charles Gaba (I
think he meant "undoubtedly"; he might have meant "indubitably".)
Not quite Obama-level speechifying, but still better speech than anything Mitt could come up with.