Poor man's closed-captioning for you:
There was a wise budget-man on the great House floor,
Paul Ryan's the name on his grand oak door.
Through this mysterious portal of budgeting smarts,
Bubble eye-of-hawk and elephant farts.
The brilliant financial wizard is a master of wonder.
With starry-eyed minions, he'll cast deficit asunder!
He'll cure what ails us by giving the wealthy
Four-point-six trillion in tax cuts to keep them quite healthy!
The deficit'll vanish, like has never been seen,
Thanks to the wizard's magical budget-beans!
The economy'll flourish, in a fantastical bloom,
Disappearing the poor cause there just isn't room
For those sickly old sots in their Medicare cots,
Who when ground with unicorn make deficits drop!
And those lying old generals on the hearing room floor,
With a wave of his wand, he'll make them spend more!
The wizard will do it, with vanishing loopholes and secret tax spells,
And his patented mystical anti-deficit yell!
His magic is there, for all to see:
Abraca-tax-cut-just-trust-me!