Yep, you heard it. Obama is an evil Marxist who hates America AND he will appoint himself President for life.
(Taking a cue from Bob Dole)
YoungArizonaLiberal sees delicious asparagus for sale, she hops in the gas guzzler and starts driving. Whoopsie, YAL forgot her iPOD. This is a major no no. (ok that's tiring) I despise the radio. I turn it on and of course Adele is singing about how she will set fire to the rain, blah blah. So I switch through and stop on this soothing velvety voice that only a mother would love. It's mother fucking Michael Savage! A female caller named Tracy called in and said. Oh MAH GAH you'll never guess what Obama's Campaign Team sent out. She delved into the Pop Secret Popcorn Box and told us that....Harry Reid sent her an email asking if she wanted to join the Dems and demand that millionaires pay their fair share. Savage acts equally shocked. "That's so funny that it came from Harry Reid, all we need is four seats and their gone." Tracy continues, "This is going to be the most dangerous, negative campaign in US History" (me: This lady must be one old son of a gun. Especially if she was around during the 1824 CORRUPT BARGAIN! Doesn't the GOP love history and the Constitution and such?) Savage then says, "It's so hilarious that at the end of the message they ask for money!" Tracy agrees then says, "This guy has nothing to run on. He's making it seem like we're all a bunch of right wingers and if we don't vote for him we're evil. The Democrats are calling this a War on This a War on That" (me: Grabs whiteboard and marker- Point for Messaging goes to Dems this Round. We're definitely getting to them! Let's keep it up!)
Alright so this Tracy doesn't even refer to President Obama she calls him that guy. The venom in her voice was spraying through my air conditioning and onto my delicious asparagus. I had to change the channel but I waited for Savage to give his concluding remarks. Then he dropped the biggest Lincoln Log in the toilet,"Do you think Obama loves America? I don't think so. Do you think he is a Marxist? I do. Why is he downsizing our military while Russia and China are expanding theirs? Why isn't he listening to Europe when they tell him to stop printing money? Why is he doing things like Supremacy? All it takes is a strike of a pen and he will be President for Life. If we lose this year we will have nothing and this country will be gone."
I lost my appetite just then, but as I was getting on the freeway I saw a glimmer of hope two cars in front of me had Obama-2012 and/or Obama-2008 stickers. I will be working as hard as I can to get Arizona Blue this year. I believe we can do it. We are up against ridiculous fear mongers who are telling anyone with two years and low melanin that "that guy" is going to screw everything up. This stuff sickens me, Obama is the image of the American Dream. I believe that he loves this country. Lastly, he ISN'T A GODDAMN MARXIST!
Looks like Republicans want this guy to run the country. I'll go with the sexy black guy who isn't masturbating.
Question to commenters: Answer carefully, this is the question to end all questions...what is the best thing to eat with asparagus ;-p? Also, I would love to hear if other people in swing or red states are organizing like we are in AZ?