You need a woman for love, for amazing sex, for feeding you, for taking care of you when you're sick, and these 4 women must never meet.
Love is just your brain reacting to pheromones and physical attributes by pumping out Dopamine. You can all stop the poetry now.
A new report says men who cheat on their wives are more likely to die of a heart attack. Getting caught is scary.
Sometimes I walk up to women I don't know and compliment their hair. Just so they can complain to their husband or boyfriend for not noticing.
Love isn't a battlefield. It's a murder-suicide.
My favorite kind of sex tape is duct.
"If you were a Siren, I'd steer my ship into your rocks!" -- Ancient Greek pick-up line.
There's a fine line between learning advanced yoga and getting hogtied.
I think the highest score in Sex Ed class should be a 69 and not 100.
No wonder Rachel McAdams is still single, can you imagine trying to do something romantic for her? "Dude, I was IN The fucking Notebook"
When a woman is so mad at you that she's speechless… She’s plotting your death.
It’s not the dress that makes the woman; it’s the way she takes it off.
It's a shame, but some women just sort of look like their dad.