In a historic partnership, the rattlesnake state joined with the leading financer of minimum wage retail stores to create Freedom Aerodynamics. The company will manufacture, deploy and market a line of modern trebuchets.
Trials have shown that the device can project an adult at a launch speed of three times that of a cannonball. Distances vary by weight, but can reach up to three miles for an average sized Mexican adult male. The initial model will support one or two person launches. Plans are underway to roll out a family ride in 2014.
Arizona will deploy the Freedom Flinger every 400 feet along its border. The company announced back orders from Texas and Florida, and has logged a rich roster of product enhancement requests, including a hamlet-scale version.
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