Personally, I just spent hours at the dentist, fearing the dreaded words, root canal.
After x-rays and little cameras shoved in my mouth. After the tiny pick probing, looking for a filling problem, the verdict?
Sinus. I have chronic sinusitis. Which means I have a constant, consistent headache every day. Today my sinuses were exceptionally inflammed.
But I digress.
After watching the news and feeling like throwing up, I wondered: if I had to list all the things that were wrong in the world, what would they be.
Besides people who vote against their best interests.
Besides cancer and other horrible diseases.
Besides the Kardashians and the Jersey Shore crowd. Can I tell you how unbelievably happy I was when the HuffPo had the story about the gender of Snookie's baby. I could hardly contain the rapture I felt.
Besides the Bravo Network that never ceases to amaze me with the drivel they pass as watchable television.
But just now, surfing through my thousands of UVerse channels I have, I saw QVC.
And there- before my eyes- trying to sell jewelry was Melania Trump!
There is nothing more wrong with the world than an ex- beauty queen, married to a pompous ass, having to pedal fake jewelry on a home shopping network.
Could anything be worse? Yes, it can! There is a story, she said, for each piece she designed in her "Palm Beach" collection.
I swear I can't take it anymore. The amount of stupidity with which we have to deal is overwhelming.
So what in the world drives you crazy?