Mitt Romney spoke to a crowd of over 150 in Nedfield, Ohio today, ratcheting up his attacks on the President in response to rising concern among GOP insiders over the Republican candidate’s cautious campaign style.
“To date, we have focused on the inefficacy of Obama’s programs in reviving the economy,” Romney said. “But today I’d also like to highlight that he is a homicidal maniac bent on world destruction.
“Our previous critique is still accurate and fitting, in that the President wasted years of his term distracted by health care reform and little pet issues like Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. However, it is also important to note that he is lighting up the constitution with a flamethrower, and transforming the hard-won foundation of global civil society into cinders.
“If the President is re-elected,” he continued, “most believe the economy will continue at roughly the same middling level, and we will probably keep terrorists at bay, or even possibly eliminate some of them; actually, though, America will be razed, and its citizens will be pretty much extinguished. It is important, then, that we elect a president who can avoid these outcomes; I am that man.”
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