I filed my taxes many years ago
Seperated from my firm
And I'm gonna be richer than you forever more
I didn't have to quit being CEO on time
I kept my pay for three years
The past has no hold on me
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till the convention comes and they find
I'm not the Candidate they thought they had
Oh no no no I'm a retro man
Etch a sketching all my past away
The public ain't the place to show your worth
They pay taxes every day
They don't live their lives retroactively
All these loopholes they don't understand
It's not my job to share their pain
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till the convention comes and they find
I'm not the Candidate they thought they had
Oh no no no I'm a retro man
Etch a sketching all my past away