Upon hearing the Ryan announcement was imminent, I dealt with my jubilance in the usual way -- word games. Don't judge. And now, the top ten anagrams for MITT ROMNEY PAUL RYAN
10. Planetary Iron Tummy
9. Mutiny Portrayal Men
8. Anemia Only Trump Try
7. Meanly Patrimony Rut
6. Parrot Mutiny Meanly
5. Momentarily Arty Pun
4. Layman Report Mutiny
3. Mutely Rampant Irony
2. Maternity Pulmonary
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1. Any Trump Monetarily
Best of the rest, after the jump!
Rampantly Ore Mutiny
Layman Trumpet Irony
Layman Tintype Rumor
Mutiny Entropy Alarm
Mentor Parlay Mutiny
Patiently Many Rumor
Neutrality Many Romp
Ply Rotary Minuteman
Rampantly Yeti Mourn