10. Outlaw global warming and evolution.
9. Restrict voting to middleage fat white men with photo I.D. showing Republican registration.
8. Outlaw sex without impregnation and make childbirth mandatory for all women under all circumstances.
7. Start a new war somewhere.
6. Eliminate food stamps, unemployment insurance, all social welfare, and unions, and bring back child labor.
5. Reverse income tax rates so rich people pay zero.
4. Eliminate the EPA, FDA, SEC, Department of Education, Department of Energy, and some more federal bureaucracies we can't remember right now.
3. Let Bain Capital run the U.S. Treasury.
2. Privatize Social Security, Medicare, schools, the Postal Service, infrastructure, National Parks and the military, and get the government out of government.
1. Erect a statue by the Lincoln Memorial to Rush Limbaugh.