Oh what else is there to say.
Read on if you dare!
The Three Little Kittens
(Republican Style)
The pig, the chicken, the preacher all lost to mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh, mother dear, we sadly fear,
That we have lost to evil mittens."
"What! Lost to mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
"Snort, cluck, and amen."
"Then you shall have no pie."
The defeated three then found that mittens,
Was no reason for them to cry,
"Oh, mother dear, see here, see here,
For we have found that mittens.
Is whiter far than his black opponent!”
“Then you shall have some pie.
Purr, purr, purr,
Oh, let us have some pie."
The three little kittens supported mittens,
And soon ate up the pie,
"Oh, mother dear, we greatly fear,
That we have soiled our mittens."
"What, soiled our mittens, you naughty kittens!"
Then they began to sigh,
"Meow, meow, meow,"
Then they began to sigh.
The three little kittens, they white-washed mittens,
And hung him out to dry,
"Oh, mother dear, do you not hear,
That we have purified our mittens?"
"What, purged our mittens, then you're good kittens,
But I smell a rat close by."
"Meow, meow, meow,
We smell a rat close by."
© CJ Campbell August 2012