For those of you who missed my diary earlier this week, I laid out a strong circumstantial case that Mitt Romney is actually a 30+ year performance art piece by legendary comedian Andy Kaufman. In it I stated that Romney's actions can only be explained by by the thesis that he's actually a satirical character in the most brilliant comedy skit in history.
One point I didn't bring up is the idea that the fact that "Romney" acts so often as an unlikeable, incompetent dick who constantly provokes outrage is also perfectly consistent with a Kaufman character.
Make no mistake, "Romney's" actions this morning are the actions of a gifted comedic actor. No real-life rational human being would be as much of a smirking, unfeeling asshole in the face of AN ATTACK on our NATION as he was this morning. The fact that he was smiling as he walked away from the podium after repeating blatant lies just sealed it.
There's no possible way that anyone can be simultaneously THAT incompetent, THAT dishonest, and THAT MUCH OF A DICK.
Mitt Romney - Work of Fiction.
President Obama - Real-Life Leader