-Ban the phrase "Happy Holidays"
-Tim Tebow named starter of Dallas Cowboys
-Firearm Safety training in Pre-School
-Obama's REAL Birth Certificate
-Global Warming be renamed "Longer Summertime"
-Tax system under which number of yachts equates to lower tax burden
-Steal some UN golf courses
-Science textbooks replaced with Bibles
-Mitt Romney and his etch-a-sketch will be responsible for all redistricting
-The years 2000-2008 be removed from history books
-Bomb Iran (Sorry we had to let McCain have one)
-NSA will be responsible for enforcing new anti-sodomy laws
-3/5 Compromise
-January will now be "Rich appreciation month"
-All hotel rooms must have copies of Atlas Shrugged
Please feel free to add your own