A Confederate flag at a gathering of WWII vets. Hitler would have loved that.
Sarah Palin is our nation's nightmare ex-girlfriend who won't stop calling.
Now that the Fisher Foundation is paying death benefits, we've officially privatized war from its inception all the way to the grave.
October 17th Default Party!!!
Don't lose hope! After sunset, the stars shine. Millions upon millions of vast, lonely, cold miles away.
I've been unemployed for so long I've taken to writing "Fuck your birthday!" On everyone's wall on Facebook until the cops kick my door down.
Okay. I’m gonna need someone to organize the committee to get me to Houston. I need a treasurer, a fundraiser and a stripper.
Forget radical honesty. Radical lying keeps everyone happy!