What do you call two pricks that can't perform?
I call them impotent.
In an up-and-down motion, that's called jerking it.
Johnny Boehner claimed "We fought the good fight. We just didn't win." Plenty of casualties, though, women and children, elderly folks, disabled folks, veterans and servicmembers, their families, federal workers and their families, small businesses, just twenty or thirty billion dollars down the shitter. No big deal. Those are the kinds of casualties and the kind of chickenfeed that any chickenhawk can appreciate.
The dimensions of one's non-functioning digit, or his counterpart's IQ score, squared.
These two chuckleheads share the stage and a level of narcissism and indifference to others' humanity that best defines the gaping maw that is RW politics.
Contemplating his next move or loading his diaper.
Down the road a bit, Cruz will find a career more fitting to his temperament and the fact that he was cursed with a voice of a school boy sucking helium and thinking it's a profound discovery even after the 46th administration. Flops News or a Twink Tank a definite probability.
Take your half-drunk soliloquies, filiblusters, confederate flags, phony "veteran" group simulators in protest, lowest-common-denominator pandering, blatant and veiled racism and retreat. We have work to do. No thanks to you, now that we're finally back to work, I've got veterans and military folks to help get back to the schools they've been attending. Those schools need administrative help, too.
Maybe before you go, you can restore the funds that got cut off from them while you decided to play at being tough guys. Lots of other folks also appreciate getting back to work and helping fellow-citizens get a share in what has been rightfully theirs all along, the fruits of everyone's labor, a promise of what a nation is supposed to become, based on enlightened policy, and commitment to oaths of office, not blowhardish windbaggery and, ultimately, do-nothingism. Please step aside now--you're in the way.
A salute to the Tea Party's charade.
See ya later, assbags, though I'd actually prefer not to.
*I'm not exactly Sir Rant-a-lot, but wading through the backlog and knowing that the soldiers currently denied their tuition assistance and colleges/universities I assist in helping those soldiers get educated, have struggled without a lot of technical assistance these last two-plus weeks. Seeing their e-mails and other appeals for assistance today just ticked me off. Peace to all.