Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker
Tired of the crass commercialism of Black Friday and the whole Christmas season? Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker has got an answer for you! The blog Cognitive Dissidence has this
fundraising email from Walker:
This year, we are celebrating the Holiday Season with a Black Friday special that is better than any deal found in stores. Donate $5, $10 or $25 to help Governor Walker get reelected and save your children from a future of double-digit tax increases and billion dollar budget deficits.
Instead of electronics or toys that will undoubtedly be outdated, broken, or lost by the next Holiday Season, help give your children the gift of a Wisconsin that we can all be proud of.
Not to mention, thanks to
the Walker economy, if you weren't already rich, it really is a choice between giving him $5 and getting your kids something for Christmas. Which makes a second term of that economy a great thing to give your kids. High unemployment will definitely be better for them than some crappy old toy. And as a bonus, if they're girls, your donation to Walker will support things like forced ultrasounds and weakened anti-discrimination laws!