Really?
Seriously, have you joined forces with Publishers Clearinghouse?
Or do you think that once I have passed the big 60 I will truly believe that the "Sender authorizes the delivery of this shipment without obtaining a release signature and shall indemnify and hold harmless the shipper from any claims resulting therefrom." just because it is signed by KC? First of all, unless you pay extra, the USPS will not obtain a signature verifying delivery. Second, I know this because I am a grown up.
Crap like this drives me up the f*cking wall. Am I the only one insulted by the suggestion that this type of mailing implies? That we are so stupid we will mistake the checked boxes as having anything to do with reality? That the Post Office will not hand deliver a piece of First Class mail unless it is marked EXTREMELY URGENT and the EXPEDITED box is checked?
Look, I get that you want my money. And I don't have a problem with giving you some. I have a very serious problem with being treated like a mark at a carnival. I am not a member of the tea party who confuses reality with shiny objects. Please treat me like an adult and I may return the favor.
BTW, I am even bright enough, for a woman over 60, to know that the hand behind this is none other than the DNC and not the President, even though he signed the letter that I did not bother to read.