I don't have a teevee (except for watching DVDs and VHS). I checked to see if the interwebz had the Superbowl on the interwebz.
Yes!!!! Said CBS. "Livestream"!!!!!!!
Hey, do you eejits realize that "live" and "stream" put together means something other than about a 4 minute delay????
I'm watching on the reduced screen -- about 3 x 6 inches because of the ads and stuff on the left hand side of the screen. Thankfully, I switched the left hand side of the screen from morans who tweet (twit) a game rather than fucking watch it and shut up for a couple of seconds.
The left hand side now tells me real time what the score is. 4 minutes after half time I realized why the Ravens added 7 points -- because they fucking ran a 109 yard fucking return for a touchdown. A FIRST!!!!!
So, while now that the lights are out -- I can say, "CBS, learn what livestream means, morans.
I also learned my mother is not rooting for the 49ers like she should on the wrong coast. She is loyal to our birthplace -- even though our beloved team was moved in the middle of the night and should lose everything for eternity. So, ok, we'll abide by the Ravens and they better win.
No, I'm not drunk -- but there's still not power in half the stadium.