America has a dark future. No one wants to change the light bulbs.
I tried to be equitable and include everyone. But if you come up with more idea I'd be happy to add them in.
Q. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Republicans don't change light bulbs. They underpay poor people to do it for them, then make them believe that if they change enough light bulbs then one day they won't have to change them anymore either.
Q. How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Democrats don't change light bulbs. They create a government bureau to do it for them, borrowing money to do it. Then after paying everyone the money to change the light bulbs they realize there isn't enough money to pay for the light bulbs.
Q. How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Libertarians don't change light bulbs. They just expect that if you wait in the darkness long enough sooner or later someone else will change it.
Q. How many Tea Party members take to change a light bulb?
A. They refuse to change the light bulb because burnt out bulbs are just part of Nobama's socialist agenda to nationalize the light bulb industry.
Q. How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The Green Party doesn't change light bulbs. They just pedal their bikes really hard hoping to generate enough natural electricity to turn it on.
Q. How many fiscal conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They don't see the point. If we replace it, it's going to burn out too and we're just kicking the can down the road.
Q. How many 2nd Amendmenters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They can't figure out how to get it out of the socket after they accidentally shot it showing how responsible they were.
Q. How many gun-grabbers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Trick question. None are left. They all got shot waiting for the cops when the light bulb store was held up.
Q. How many Untied States Marijuana Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Duuuude! The light bulb's burnt out. And so am I.
Q. How many Birthers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Obama's a Kenyan!!!
Inspired by shrike:
Q. How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Hey look! A burnt out bulb!
4:49 PM PT: Q. How many Science Deniers Does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They don't change light bulbs, they wait for magic to do it.