We've learned that Mexico has surpassed the US for most overweight country. SADDLE UP THE DONUT TRAIN AND GET TO EATIN MOTHERFUCKERS
Pelicans and seagulls are the same thing. DON'T LET BIG GOVERNMENT FOOL YOU.
It's kinda bullshit that men can't wear lipstick. It's like society wants to limit our sexiness.
I don't believe in labels. Which is probably why none of my clothes fit.
Stop it with the flavored vodkas already. If you can't drink vodka flavored vodka you're not old enough to drink.
Don't waste time on a relationship that doesn't click on all gears: sexual, emotional, intellectual. Unless the other person is rich.
Catch a firefly. Run barefoot through a field. Sing at sunrise. Set a dumpster on fire, crap in a mailbox, kill in a clown suit. Whatever brings you joy.
At some point we're all someone else's perfect example of "The Worst."