President Reagan famously said: 'The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
That overly cute quip became the entire gospel of the Republican party. Government bad. Period. No exceptions. Or so they claim.
So what is our equivalent? What are the nine most terrifying words in the English language today?
I'm a Republican and I want your food stamps.
I'm in the House, let's vote to repeal ___ (fill in the blank with any law that helps the middle class or the poor).
I am your Governor, here's your transvaginal ultrasound, lady.
I'm Ann Coulter -I use big words and sneer
I'm Rush Limbaugh and............. (Ok that one writes itself)