BREAKING NEWS: Elfling, Daily Kos' webmaster, has left the country and is currently holed up in an undisclosed beach hut in Fiji, where she reports life is 'super difficult right now because of the noise from all of the coconuts falling'. Kos authorities are on her trail.
Before leaving the country, Elfling whistleblewleaked via that courageous, brazen, polarizing (and recently uber-trolled) FP diarist Denise Oliver Velez the Daily Kos reaction to Obama's speech on surveillance reform coming at 3pm EST!
Highlighted comments from the leaked information:
'This isn't good enough.'
'Took him too long.'
'I like President Obama and Michelle.'
'Snowden is awesome.'
'Why is President Obama still personally chasing Snowden around the world with a knife and threatening his family with tar-and-feathering?'
'Glenn Greenwald > Denise Oliver Velez'
'But Drones!'
'This isn't about Snowden.'
'President Obama is lying and should be impeached (again).'
'NSA! NSA! N-S-A!'
I believe history will vindicate both Elfling and Denise Oliver Velez from any perceived wrongdoing by DailyKos eventually, as this leaked information will SURELY prevent what would've been a week-long pie war following Obama's announcement today. Hopefully, Markos will make some of his own reforms soon.
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AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! IS THAT THE KOSBOT BUZZING OVER MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW?