The Nation's Dave Zirin is on Totally Biased, Jon's got Chelsea Clinton, & Stephen's got music.

Tonight on TDS,  Chelsea Clinton,  Vice Chair of the Clinton Foundation; Kamau's got   Dave Zirin, sports editor at The Nation;and on TCR it's Singer-songwriter Jack Johnson, From Here to Now to You.

Uninterested in tonight's guests, though if I got the channel (or if it was available without cable), I'd watch Zirin. The others should be perfectly pleasant, though.

Tonight! Jon welcomes Chelsea Clinton, the original Sasha and Malia. She did the work of TWO first daughters! — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 20, 2013 Tonight: Jon welcomes @ChelseaClinton to discuss her work on the @ClintonGlobal Initiative. #CGI2013 11/10c. — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 19, 2013 i finally get to wear my tiara as we discuss #MissAmerica on @thedailyshow. 2night on @ComedyCentral — aasif mandvi (@aasif) September 19, 2013 #TDSBreakingNews JP Morgan admits it broke the law. "That's all we wanted to hear!" responds a teary America, and all is forgiven. — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 19, 2013 @TheDailyShow Executive Producer Steve Bodow (@sbodow ) talks Emmy Nomination: http://t.co/... #DailyShow #Emmys — Colbert News Hub (@ColbertNewsHub) September 19, 2013 It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Here goes! "My family in Mogadishu is starving so I'm taking your vessel hostage." #dark — Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) September 19, 2013 In the long run I'm actually driving market players to innovate distribution methods in response to a consumer demand. #TalkLikeAPirateDay — Daniel Radosh (@danielradosh) September 19, 2013 coming soon: what I can only assume is the best "fox & friends" segment ever! pic.twitter.com/F5DaG5i4SE — j.r. havlan (@JRHavlan) September 19, 2013

.@SpeakerBoehner has a plan to kill #Obamacare and @MichelleObama pushes water. @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c. — The Colbert Report (@ColbertReport) September 20, 2013 TONIGHT: @JackJohnson performs songs from his sixth album, “From Here to Now to You.” @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c. — The Colbert Report (@ColbertReport) September 19, 2013 We will once again be hosting  our "65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards" live chat on Sunday, Sept 22nd at 6/3c. http://t.co/... — Colbert News Hub (@ColbertNewsHub) September 19, 2013 Can The @ColbertReport Finally Beat @TheDailyShow for Emmy's Best Variety Show? http://t.co/... (via @today_ent) #Colbert #Emmys — Colbert News Hub (@ColbertNewsHub) September 19, 2013 Tonight Jack will play a new song @ColbertReport from "From Here To Now To You" which you can pick up @iTunesMusic http://t.co/... — Jack Johnson (@jackjohnson) September 19, 2013

Tonight's @Totallybiased features a piece by the blisteringly funny @elizaskinner! & an interview w/ @EdgeofSports. Also I say some stuff. — W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) September 20, 2013 Don't miss special guest Dave Zirin @EdgeofSports tonight on an all new #TotallyBiased. 11p #FXX. — Totally Biased (@Totallybiased) September 20, 2013 Republican Senate Candidate said Corey Booker used to own a “crack house?”  Oh no … #TotallyBiased. http://t.co/... — Totally Biased (@Totallybiased) September 20, 2013 Last night on #TotallyBiased we did an intervention for Florida. It left the room & we haven't heard anything since. http://t.co/... — W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) September 19, 2013 TONIGHT on #TotallyBiased I'm chatting w/@EdgeofSports Dave Zirin, sports editor at @thenation! Watch on FXX at 11pm! pic.twitter.com/oyET93WvnU — W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) September 19, 2013 Want to attend a FREE nyc taping of @Totallybiased this fall? Don't be shy, get them here! http://t.co/... — W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) September 19, 2013 Thanks to everyone on @Totallybiased for having me on. Their writers room has "SNL in 1975" talent. Comic badasses everywhere. — Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) September 19, 2013

Next week:

TDS:

Mo 9/23: Rerun TBA (post-Emmys -- I'm sure TDS will win its 900th award)
Tu 9/24: TBA
We 9/25: Atoms for Peace (musical guest -- this is Thom Yorke of Radiohead's new band)
Th 9/26: Robin Williams (promoting his horrendous-looking sitcom that he's admitted he's only doing 'cause he's broke following his expensive divorces)

TCR
Mo 9/23: Rerun TBA
Tu 9/24: Metallica
We 9/25: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Th 9/26: Chris Fischer

Totally Biased
Monday, Sept. 23:TBD
Tuesday, Sept. 24: Author Tim Wise (“Dear White America,” “White Like Me”)
Wednesday, Sept. 25: Van Jones (CNN’s Crossfire)
Thursday, Sept. 26; Musician Big Freedia