Jon Stewart's back! And Stephen, of course. TDS/TCR Spoiler/chat thread 09.03.13

Tonight on TDS, Andrew Harper, Head of the UN Refugee Agency in Jordan; and on TCR, Cardinal Timothy Dolan, Archbishop of New York.

Guess what time of year it is again?

It's Jon Stewart Time!

This week The @ColbertReport welcomes @CardinalDolan, Gary England (@garyeOK) and John Prine on @ComedyCentral at 11:30/10:30c. — Colbert News Hub (@ColbertNewsHub) September 3, 2013 This week Jon Stewart returns to @TheDailyShow with @And_Harper, @Mario_Livio and Michael C. Hall on @ComedyCentral at 11/10c. — Colbert News Hub (@ColbertNewsHub) September 3, 2013 Kamau’s first #TotallyBiased guests: @JimGaffigan (9/4), @RealTracyMorgan (9/5), & @chrisrock (Mon, 9/9).  Premieres Wed, 9/4 at 11p on FXX. — Totally Biased (@Totallybiased) September 3, 2013

Not as much Jon!Yay! out there as I thought there'd be. Plenty of happy people on twitter, though. Comedy Central was pushing #WelcomeBackJon (beware several 'Jon Stewart in clips' video autoplays), and I suppose this was inevitable: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. #dailyshow #welcomebackjon #tonight http://t.co/... — Daniel Radosh (@danielradosh) September 3, 2013 It's like they knew Jon Stewart was back on @theDailyShow  &wanted to give him something truly moronic to talk about http://t.co/... — Sarah-Ann Ford (@MyNieceTorpel) September 3, 2013  This is also out there: #Toronto Exclusive: Jon Stewart to Pitch 'Rosewater,' Share First Footage http://t.co/... — Hollywood Reporter (@THR) September 3, 2013 Behind-the-Scenes Look at Jon Stewart Directing 'Rosewater': http://t.co/... (via @Rosewater_News) #JonStewart #Rosewater — Rosewater Movie News (@Rosewater_News) September 3, 2013 Jon Stewart will bring 'Rosewater' footage to Toronto Film Festival's market And these: I can't wait for Jon Stewart to come on tonight so someone can finally tell me what to think about Syria. #justkidding #srsly #dailyshow — Shelly (@ShellySometimes) September 3, 2013 Obviously, Obama has been holding off on turning #Syria into a goddamn parking lot until Jon Stewart came back. #InTheTank #sarcasm — Mel for America (@Mel4America) September 3, 2013 Jon Stewart's back, right? What are chances he'll juxtapose every time Kerry calls Assad depot/dictator w/pic of Kerrys & Assads at dinner? — emptywheel (@emptywheel) September 3, 2013 Plenty of this, too: I love The Daily Show, and I cannot wait to see Jon Stewart return, but I give a huge CONGRAT"S to John Oliver for his amazing summer!! — Holli Thompson (@nutrition) September 3, 2013 These clips from a couple months ago are going around: I'm betting Jon Stewart is about 1 Syria segment from being as unfunny as the Onion suddenly is. http://t.co/... — Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) September 3, 2013 And this saves me from having to type the same thing: Wow. Jon Stewart goes to Jordan, and his first guest back on @TheDailyShow is UNHCR's Jordan rep. Very cool. Syria refugees is topic. — Ben Gittleson (@bgittleson) September 3, 2013 Tonight: Jon Stewart returns! He welcomes Andrew Harper, U.N. humanitarian coordinator for @Refugees. 11/10c. — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 3, 2013

About those other guys: TONIGHT: Stephen brings back Better Know a District with @RepDanKildee. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c. — The Colbert Report (@ColbertReport) September 4, 2013 New season, new channel! Kamau’s back with his Totally Biased opinions. Season premiere Wed, Sept 4 at 11p on FXX. http://t.co/... — FXX (@FXXNetwork) September 2, 2013 I'm going without cable these days, so I'll have to catch up tomorrow. Or maybe after the jewish holidays, which always catch me by surprise. Maybe while you're all enjoying (with any luck) the new shows, I'll watch this: