Starve them of food; employment; unemployment insurance; a living wage; affordable insurance; redress through the vote, and more.
Feed them lies; divisiveness; innuendo; red-herring (Yum), and absolutely nothing else.
Mix ingredients well and, voila, no more obesity problem.
Does that sound silly? Yes, but don't put it past them to take credit should it occur. In fact, don't put it past some campaigns to raise it about fat-assed leeches, backed by MSM reporting on it in a serious and dignified manner.
I wouldn't.
Let's face it, silly has become a national institution. As opposed to, say... having dinner.
You can get anywhere in life if you'll simply take the time to learn how to kiss ass correctly. Unfortunately, you have to live with yourself thereafter. If Republicans and some others here and there have taught us anything: it's that. Best of luck!