Here's your roundup of insanity from Republicans. It's simply too cold for me to think up a witty comment to accompany my introduction.
In Virginia, signs affixed to sticks or flags on sticks are not allowed in Capitol because they are dangerous. Guns are allowed. They are **ing crazy.
Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) has been AWOL from Congress. He hasn't been seen in Texas, either. he blames the media. That doesn't even make sense.
Reince Priebus, the one-man fire crew fighting the raging fires of Repbulican insanity with a sippy cup full of water: Huckabee was wrong, GOP should be careful how it frames it's positions.
Kansas State Rep. Allan Rothlisberg: Women over 50 do not need gynecological care.
The Tennessee legislature makes (up) history.
Ted Cruz said that "President Obama and the Democrats shut down the government this fall."
Fox News' Lou Dobbs: Obama creating "wedge issue" by highlighting income inequality.
Ann Coulter: Wendy Davis is a kept woman.
Did Glenn Beck just have a moment of sanity? Did he just admit that he helped Fox News tear down the country?
Allen West: Left tries to win women's votes by talking from the waist down.
RWNJ radio hosts Matt Barber and Mat Staver: Obama doesn't like America and is working to weaken it.
Dinesh D'Souza's indictment on campaign finance charges was totally about stifling free speech according to other RWNJs. Next up for D'Souza: Martyrdom after he dies in Obama Gulags?
Dave Agema is a crazed Michigan Republican who makes outrageous anti-gay and anti-Muslim statements. Pressure is mounting for him to resign from RNC. But according to Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association, he is being persecuted just like Jesus was.
More from Bryan Fischer: Contraception has left woman abused and misused.
Retired General and Fox News pundit Paul Vallely is happy to lead revolution against Obama.
Iowa GOP posts racist flowchart on their Facebook page. The GOP rebranding fail continues unabated.
Venture capitalist and billionaire Tom Perkins: The persecution of the rich in America is just like in Nazi Germany.
American for Prosperity: Obama = Stalin.
Joe Scarborough: Hillary can't argue against transvaginal probes because Bill had an affair in the 1990s.
Rick Santorum insists that the 2012 GOP Primary was good for party.
Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA) is giving away assault rifles like the one used in the Newton Massacre as part of his US Senate campaign.
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) says it is irresponsible NOT to hold debt ceiling hostage.
Since court ruled that the gay marriage ban was unconstitutional, Oklahoma Republican legislator Mike Turner proposes banning all marriages.