I know, I know, there's way too much talk about how guns serve as penile extensions or penis substitutes for a lot of guys who feel the need to tote a weapon with them wherever they go.
But this poor bastard in Macon, GA may actually need his .45 to serve as his penis substitute after this:
The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend's house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had "shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks." The spent round fell onto the floor.
Imagine droppin' yer drawers only to discover that you dun gone and shot yerself through yer weenie and
through yer butt. And, even worse, havin' the spent round drop out of yer skidmarked tighty-whities and hit the floor.
Jeezus H. Christ. Another genius gun toter, and likely the only guy walkin' `round with two holes in his pecker.
Oh, and two assholes, too.
Poor, poor bastard.