This summer, rock it like we did before.
Another earth-shattering event for the ages . . .
The Neocon Reunion Tour tour, tour, tour
Come I-Rock to the biggest Neocon stars of yesterday.
The boys are back in town.
With headliner, Dick Cheney. Keith Richards of the Neocons is somehow still alive and I-Rockin' it.
Come see the bad-boy playing hits from his seminal album, "Greeted as Liberators."
Also back is Paul Wolfowitz-- one of the most I-Rockin' Neocons there is.
Who can forget his I-rock hit, "Finance It's Own Reconstruction," and his September eleventh tribute song, "Why Not . . . I-Rock!"
The Neocon Reunion Tour also brings you . . .
Doug Feith and the Postwar Planners, with their breakout single, "You Say Osama, I Say Sadddam!"
L. Paul Bremer . . . "The Viceroy" is back and I-rockin' it with, "These Boots Are Made for De-Baathification."
And from Neocon supergroup "Project for a New American Century . . ."
Kristol and Kagan are back after selling over a trillion dollars in war, war, war.
Kristol and Kagan, over and over.
The Neocon Reunion Tour, also playing . . .
David Frum and the Destroyers, Richard Perle, John Bolton and the Shockin' Awes, Marc Thiessen, Liz Cheney and the Demon Seeds, even Ahmed Chalabi.
It'll be one hot summer to I-Rock it with the Neocons!
Catch them at the Wall Street Journal Arena, CNN, Fox News Speedway, MSNBC, and Internet Ampitheaters everywhere, everywhere, everywhere.