Politico's Clinton obsession reached peak vapidity Monday morning, at
6:11 am, EDT.
Leading astrologers say that Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky is destined for a future working on social justice and will enjoy a strong relationship with her proud grandparents, Hillary and Bill. […]
Charlotte was born when the moon was in the Scorpio position, known as a "Scorpio Moon," which sets her up for a strong relationship with her grandmother.
"The moon often shows your emotions and also your relationships with the important women in your life, and actually Hillary herself is a Scorpio so [Charlotte will] probably be very close to her grandmother and even a lot like her in certain ways," Edut said. "The Scorpio moon can be a little bit intense, so she may be a little quiet and sweet but also observing everything and very much like her grandmother, probably very direct when she really does believe or want something."
Edut also predicted that Charlotte will be grandfather Bill's "little sidekick."
Note, this is not the Onion. Since the three-day-old infant hasn't yet done anything worth reporting, Politico had no choice but to actually interview "leading astrologers" for what the kid might do or be someday. Also, too, they're trotting out a potential nickname for the three-day-old infant. "Edut added, 'She really will be 'Billary,' because she is going to have his charm and likability and Hillary's sort of focus and intensity and desire to make things happen, so it's going to be an interesting combo." Apparently Chelsea Clinton and Mark Mezvinsky, the actual, you know
parents here, were merely the vessels through which the real Clintons spawned the next generation of female Clintons for Politico to lose its shit over.
Yeesh. The next time some male who may or may not be running for president someday has a grandkid, will Politico be speed-dialing the astronomers? Yeah, right.
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