Chris Christie has gone too far. If Americans are ever going to rise up, it's going to be over something like traffic.
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I'll never be able to sit in another traffic jam without thinking it's an inside job.
Insert bridge-bottleneck Chris Christie stomach-stapling joke here.
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Hello from my house, again. I want to first off thank those who have donated to my drive to stay alive(not really but it rhymed) and continue to write, and maybe produce my script. I want to produce my cold opening. Two kids show up in a place that is within 20 miles of their respective hometowns one knows it all too well the other has no idea what he has gotten himself into. I want to continue to entertain you all. I want to get up on stage. Which I did this past Wednesday and it went pretty well. My stage freight is under control and I got some good laughs. Like I was saying, thank you to those of you who have helped and thanks in advance to those of you who want to help but haven't sent it yet. Paypal jbou89@gmail.com or kosmail me if you prefer to send me a check, or if you want to come hangout. I'm bored during the day because I still haven't found a job. You hiring?
Jon
P.S
Pumping gas seems a lot cooler when you realize that you're filling your car with explosive liquefied dinosaurs.