This week's source material is extra, extra, extra, hilariously crazy:
Barack Obama and the First Lady have kept a tight lid on photos of their precious daughters being released by the press. Still, we have seen a startling lack of pictures from the early years of Malia and Sasha. Now we have evidence that this may not be due to the fact that Michelle has ordered the press not to release them, but that they do not exist.
Malia and Sasha little resemblance to their parents. As FOTM points out, this could very well be because the two girls were adopted, possibly from Morocco. Just as we have seen with their father, there isn’t much evidence of their background. Online searches for Malia and Sasha’s birth records come up dry.
1) Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
2) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
3) [takes deep breath]
4) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
And yes, they get even crazier in the comments, below the fold.
These children have no relationship to the Obama's . Michelle could not give birth to anything as she (he) is actually a Man. Barack couldn't care less as he is not really a Man but, A girly Muslim that is totally lacking in the macho dept. This whole family is a fraud. A hoax created to make the Obamas appear normal and genuine. They are NOT . Period.
Why use so many words to say "but they're black!"?
michelle is a man, obama isnt a man hes a sissy queer muslim, they cant produce together, aint that cool
[Muslim guy responds] You faggot you dare treat us ? It's your fucking country that accepts a wide variety of faggots from all over the world BITCH and use the word "tolerance " not are countries.
Oh damn! Your country is more tolerant than mine. Burn!
I Believe they are made up children as is Bark Obama, He is not really Barak Obama, he is jujst using that name and is backed by very powerful people, he did not really exist tll he became Senator. There are no records of him attending school or colleges here in USA and no class mates remember him. he is a made up man sent to Destroy America as we know it
Remember when a guy used the name "Barack" and "Hussein" and "Obama" because it would play soooo much better than "John Smith" in a national presidential election? That was some smart strategizing.
This is the most phony family I've ever seen. Everything about them is a lie.
Remember when conservatives used to accuse liberals of "Bush derangement syndrome"? Because liberals were claiming the Bush twins weren't really real and all a mirage to make the president look "normal"? Remember that? Me neither.
Hard to give birth with a dick and balls
shemales can't give birth..
Yeah I’d believe the the Obama children being adopted, I’d imagine that it’d be hard for Barack to have children being married to Patrick Ewing in drag…
I think she's hot. But then again, black people don't scare me.
a man cannot mother and deliver any childern and from whats been said that is what michelle was as her his husband says michael
Some people on the internet said something stupid so I believe it!
we have been deceived by these two crooks and both need to face the music
Kidgate was the final straw!
Neither one of the girls look like them.. Both girls are really pretty girls... And Michelle and Barack are not goodlooking black people period.. And they have no features like either one.. Could be adopted or their own but do not even remotely look like either parent.. And if they are lying and they are adopted would not surprise me.. But whatever they are not good people and have been bad for America.. And the girls are adorable and wish them the best in life.. Just do not think much of Barack and Michelle.. Has nothing to do with the children.. But these two are failures.. Thanks..
Good thing you specified "black people", because otherwise people might think you're not racist!
I don't think the oldest is black either. I don't think she looks like Michael. She looks...well...exotic. Hybrid perhaps?
Duh, Morocco! Possibly.
Careful! Joan Rivers said "everyone know Michelle is a man" and was dead within two weeks.
I would rather die telling the truth than die lying, and kissing the devil's ass. Honor is worth dying for.
I've never met anyone so brave in my life!
Well if they were adopted in Morocco then they are probably illegal aliens like their father. Any questions now why he wants amnesty? His uncle and aunt will be citizens also.
If only we can work Benghazi into this latest scandal, we'd be golden.
I can believe these to stone cold narcissists never "did it". You never see any real body language between them.
Personally, I felt a little uncomfortable when the Bushes fucked in public. A little propriety isn't a bad thing.
I never thought the children were theirs nor do I think they are really married.....maybe it was a phony wedding of such but the kids are definitely not theirs....I always thought they were RENTED children....think about it....hmmmm okay then adopted by two males....
Finally, the internet confirmed your stupidity!
Well his radical preacher set them up. The church had a low down club (married black gay men) whom Rev. Wright matched together. Apparently it's quite accepted in the black community that the gay men like to marry women...for their cover. The choir master was going to blow the whistle on the truth about Barry and Michael. He was murdered. Surprised?
What the hell, I thought he was Muslim!
And the body count of invented fake right-wing martyrs just continues to pile up, doesn't it?
This has zero to do with adoption. It has to do with DECEIVING the American populace. None of us would care if the children were adopted or not. What concerns us most is the incessant need to lie and deceive. It isn't necessary ! An honest American family is what we need residing in or White House . Not a liar ! A liar is capable of anything ! Obama is a deceiver , A fraud, An impostor ! American's should not stand for that ! As far as the children , No one is saying that the children are guilty of anything . They were placed in the position of question . I have no guilt questioning their legitimacy. Barack and Michelle have always been pathological liars . Of course , I believe these children aren't theirs.
Of course you believe stupid! And since you believe stupid, then THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE BEING DECEIVED.
What seems to be overlooked is that there is obviously something drastically wrong with the American election system f as has been alleged Barack Obama is not born in the USA. One would hold that surely the election commission should have addressed the issue before Barack Obama could even stand to become Senator? What then stops any other alleged fraudster to repeat the same? What has been done by the election commission to prevent any bogus would be president not born in the USA to try to get into the highest office? Also, why did the election commission not set up a better system so that when Barack Obama desired to stand for re-election relevant issues were addressed, such as a long birth certificate, etc. it must be clear that the election requirements to become President is lacking proper scrutiny.
The election commission (whatever the hell that is) is stupid because it fails to overlook reality!
So stupid Americans voted for an idiot they knew nothing about, And especially our college students who Obama whooooed to the polls. Isn't that interesting? Now every body complains but they still keep voting the idiots back in that are helping him in his evil plot to ruin America .... WAKE UP AMERICA... vote for people that truely believe in the constitution and that have a plan to get rid of this evil monster...AND PRAY ONLY GOD CAN HELP US NOW
Seems like god is cool with who America has elected, being that none have been struck down by lightning. Or lost.
An all-powerful god could probably do something about that if it was really important.