Still angry Obama hasn't been impeached for Presidentin'
Sarah Palin took to Facebook again to declare how terrible Barack Obama is and how opposed he is to moms and apple pies and the flag but mostly moms. Apparently she's of the opinion that Obama saying this:
“Sometimes, someone, usually mom, leaves the workplace to stay home with the kids, which then leaves her earning a lower wage for the rest of her life as a result. And that’s not a choice we want Americans to make.”
... was an attack on motherhood, because Obama wanting better pay for mothers that return to the workforce is, um ... You know what? I have no clue. That's the thing about Actual Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin, she has the Gohmertian quality of being able to spout a thirty foot high geyser of words without ever once getting to a recognizable point. Her point is apparently that Democrats are waging a War on Women because _reasons_.
Well that just takes the cake. Sure, Obama's latest shot across the bow in his own “War on Women" is easily deflected by women like my friends and me testifying to the most precious, irreplaceable seasons of our lives when we were BLESSED to be "stay-at-home moms" (though I don't remember any of us actually "staying home" in those busiest times of our children's lives), but Friday's jab deserves something right back nonetheless. On behalf of former and current stay-at-homers, including my girlfriends who still get together to bake cookies for the bake sale (see photos in my kitchen above), and volunteer to coach kids ball teams, and man the church's food bank, and entertain latchkey kids, and all that other obnoxiously "housewifey" stuff, the President needs to be spanked.
If you are completely stumped as to how Sarah Palin got to that storm-tossed destination from that starting point, congratulations. You're sentient.
It seems you'd shackle us by your snobbish shunning of one traditional lifestyle choice while taking advantage of power to manifest your liberal view by manipulating public opinion and resources to diminish moms who put career on hold to raise a family. You are really messed up. And you're so 1960's.
I don't know what this means. If you told me this was written by a robot with a dictionary, I would believe you. I think she thinks Obama is attacking stay-at-home moms for not working? Maybe?
Seriously, not a peep from atop your soapbox about the common practice of radical Islamist men going all jihad, literally, on females who'd dare cross their male "masters"? And in that creepy way you prioritize your time and our resources, instead of using your Nobel peacenik creds to influence the misogynist crazies in some of these Islamic death cults, you're out playing hoops ... with the guys.
If you told me the robot was drunk out of its little silicon gourd, I would believe you.
Despite your view – and policies – that government must lord over women, in keeping with radical liberalism, you have to fake support for our equal rights; so you do it in a militant sort of way to compensate for your confusion. On pretending to know what's best for us you've got nothing but a silent scream demanding, "Hear me roar."
I've got nothing. I can't decipher a word of it. I'm documenting it because (1) perhaps you can and (2) it is my sorry fate in life to remind people at regular intervals that Sarah Palin has the ear and the respect of a good wide chunk of all American conservatives everywhere, and they eat this stuff up. The conservative revolution is made from this paranoia-riddled, nonsensical shouting at clouds.