A while back some idiots in Texas thought it would be a great idea to have a meet and greet with gun bearing kids sitting on Santa's lap.
Not to be outdone by Texas stupidity, Florida has taken things even further.
Assault Rifle Theme Park For Children:
A new attraction where children as young as 13 fire military-grade weapons in zombie, gangster and cowboy-themed simulators has been slammed by gun control campaigners.
Although management claim their Orlando, Florida, attraction provides a safe place for the use of firearms, critics claim it is unsuitable for an area known for its child-friendly attractions.
The website for the business - named Machine Gun America - states it is Orlando's 'first automatic adrenaline attraction'.
Alls it would take is one 'concerned citizen on 911' to end one of these kids lives, if some other accident doesn't happen first.
Of course this is not about gun safety, firearm awareness or even common sense... its about being Rambo or living out The Walking Dead fantasies:
It explains: 'Whether you're looking to unleash your inner action star or become a zombie hunter, experience the exhilarating rush of shooting real machine guns and powerful firearms for a thrill like any other.'
Adam Lanza would have no doubt loved that. Don't worry though, because there will be proper supervision:
'No one ever shoots by themselves, and no guest is ever in control of the weapon without a range safety officer next to them and participating with them,' he told WTSP.
Because things like this
A Violet Township trustee who accidentally shot and wounded a student who was taking his concealed-carry class last year resolved the criminal case against him yesterday
Hell, even the DailyMail article (not normally known for its opposing viewpoints on gun issues) threw this into the article:
In late August, a nine-year-old girl accidentally shot dead firing range instructor Charles Vacca, 39, after an Uzi she was firing recoiled upwards out of her grip.
The shocking recording taken by the girl's parents and released by police shows Vacca standing closely next to the girl when the gun recoiled as she fired on full automatic mode.
Mr Vacca died after being fatally struck in the head.
One person who obviously wont attend, and wont have the NRA stick up for them...
5:48 AM PT: While on the topic of idiots with guns, lets note that Discovery Channel Sons of Guns reality tv 'star', has been indicted on multiple counts of rape
Sons of Guns star Will Hayden was indicted by a Baton Rouge grand jury Wednesday on three counts of rape, according to the New Orleans Times-Picayune.
Hayden's indictment comes about four months after the 49-year-old was arrested for allegedly molesting a young girl. Days after his August arrest, Hayden was formally charged with raping his 12-year-old daughter. The victim stated that Hayden allegedly raped her almost daily since March 2013, according to legal docs obtained by E! News at the time