Now that Christ Chrissie did his Hindenburg routine over a NJ bridge, his presidential dreams have turned instead into a nachtmare.
And what of Rick Santorum? First this quote:
One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.... Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that's okay, contraception is okay. It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."
At Pope Frank's request, bishops and cardinals around the whirled polled their local members on issues like abortion, contraception, birth control, and sexual issues. Two big non-surprises resulted: First, a very big majority of responders were at odds with the current Church position on those issues. Second, the US contingent of Cardinals and Bishops refused to release their results, quite possibly because they matched the rest of the whirled, and proved just how out of touch the current crop of church leaders is.
FROM THE CHURCH OF INEFFABLE STUPIDITY:
Jeb Bush?
Does anyone think that this country would accept another Bush, especially since the GO P has spent so much time, effort, and money burying the presidential track record of the last one? Uh uh. Me neither.
Willard Romney? Nah. He's grooming his son for a future election.
Rick Parry? Forget about it. He just did.
Scott Walker? When pigs fly.
Hucksterbee? When I walk on water.
(I may have mixed up the last two comparisons. After all, bees supposedly fly.)
Which leads us to the "boycott." I object to the very name. Are we boys and girls? No, we are adults. At the very least, let's consider calling it a man-cott.
Seriously, I think we owe something the Papa John's and its pathetic excuse for a human being of an owner. If you think about it, he has deliberately tried to fuck America over in several ways.
First, recall his initial position on ACA, and how he would screw his employees rather than give them a lifeline to better health. Next, if you look at his pizza products closely, you will find them to be fat-laden, salt-riddled, sugar-containing, cardboard-like pseudo-food stuffs that make heart surgeons quiver with orgasms as they anticipate increased numbers of new clients.
Lastly, it turns out that despite his prior denials and scoffs, Mr. Papa John is an active participant in the Koch conspiracy to fuck over the middle class, the democratic party, and anyone not willing to accept their ALEC based version of hell.
For these reasons, I think it would be in our best interests to begin a __cott (fill in the blank) of his putrid pizza products and tell him what we think of his religious and political leanings. After all, he is using his millions to fuck us over. Millions of us are simply returning the favor.