They really shouldn't do this to me, nor should you. Do you know how hard I've been working? This is my sixth diary today.
I did some quick math and there are 258 games in the Tournament (Men's and Women's). That's like following 10 teams around all season long in two weeks!
To prove I'm not sitting around on my thumbs-
The Stars Hollow Gazette
* March Madness 2014: Men's Play Ins Day 1
* March Madness 2014: Men's Play Ins Day 2
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 64 Day 1 Afternoon
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 64 Day 1 Evening
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 64 Day 2 Afternoon
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 64 Day 2 Evening
* March Madness 2014: Women's Round of 64 Day 1
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 32 Day 1
* March Madness 2014: Women's Round of 64 Day 2
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 32 Day 2
* March Madness 2014: Women's Round of 32 Day 1
DocuDharma
* March Madness 2014: Men's Play Ins Day 1
* March Madness 2014: Men's Play Ins Day 2
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 64 Day 1 Afternoon
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 64 Day 1 Evening
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 64 Day 2 Afternoon
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 64 Day 2 Evening
* March Madness 2014: Women's Round of 64 Day 1
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 32 Day 1
* March Madness 2014: Women's Round of 64 Day 2
* March Madness 2014: Men's Round of 32 Day 2
* March Madness 2014: Women's Round of 32 Day 1
This is your brain on March Madness-
Any questions?
Oh, sure there are some guests I'd like to get to this week, poblano is always fun because I knew him when he was just another poster like me. Jimmy Carter is another delusional paranoid. Arianna a slave driving plutocrat who gives her posters no credit.
Well, I'm not like that. I do it for Art, not money.
I even have a day off Wednesday, but while I'd prefer to spend it snoozing the likelihood is that I'll be traveling to meet up with an anti-torture advocate. Sorry if I think that we shouldn't be emulating East or Nazi Germany, Rome, or the Soviet Union (You? Watch TV? In Russia TV watches YOU!).
In any event these are the guests.
The Daily Show
* Monday 3/24: Arianna Huffington
* Tuesday 3/25: Amy Yates Wuelfing, Gibby Haynes
* Wednesday 3/26: Jude Law
* Thursday 3/27: poblano
The Colbert Report
* Monday 3/24: Bryan Cranston
* Tuesday 3/25: Jimmy Carter
* Wednesday 3/26: Errol Morris
* Thursday 3/27: Darren Aronofsky
I'd sleep better knowing everything is under control because while this is not at all my top priority I like you guys and worry about you.