Last week Louie Gohmert did a conference call with E.W.Jackson.
Yup, it's time for this weeks edition of "Drunk Current Events with Louie Gohmert"
Herein, Congressmen Gohmert explains that children fleeing to the southern US border were instructed to lie about why they came here so they can rape women, which means Obama is the real war on women. Also this is worse than if Iran nuked Israel or something.
The congressmen went on to say that “the penetration of criminals and terrorists across our southern border” represents a threat to the U.S. comparable to the threat of a nuclear strike from Iran against Israel.
He likened the immigrant “invasion” to D-Day, warning that undocumented immigrants were responsible for over six hundred thousand crimes in Texas over the past five years, including thousands of homicides and sexual assaults.
Gohmert called President Obama’s immigration policy the real “war on women” because it allowed immigrants to cross the border to rape women.
I, for one, am sick and tried of the stupid shit Republicans say. It all boils down to Noun/Verb/Scare white people shitless.
Sure, those kids were coached to lie so they could come here and rape women. Either that, or they are genuinely fleeing a humanitarian disaster. Whatever.
These are the intellectual leaders of the GOP, insipid, marble mouthed meatheads who are only good at one thing, scaring the piss out of America's dumbest white people.
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And that's the problem for the GOP, the stupid shit you have to say to white people to scare them into voting Republican makes it impossible for anyone who isn't already a pants wetting wingnut to vote for you. And there is no way for the GOP to go total cuckoo-bananas with their insane conspiracy theories during the midterm and then slink back to the center in time to actually appeal to non crazy people 3 months before the next Presidential election.
Yeah, those kids are totes lying and are just bidding their time to go on a rape and crime driven frenzy. And nothing makes latino people want to vote Republican like calling them potential rapists.
Louie Gohmert is the perfect example of what George Orwell termed "Duck Speak". If you have ever heard Sarah Palin talk you will recognize this. It's when the brain shuts down and the mouth can operate on it's own to utter thoughtless politically orthodox words in small bursts, in this case speaking a language mish-mashed out of english terms that wingnuts think only they can understand. The reality is simple, the GOP base has become too stupid to understand even their own talking points, , which is how you end up with intellectual feather-weights like Gohmert and E.W. Jackson turning refugee children into the worst thing since D-Day, Israel getting Nuked, everyone getting raped and a rampaging Incredible Hulk combined.
If I was a Democratic campaign operative trying to craft a message for Latino voters I would just make a video of Louie Gohmert, Steve King and the rest of the poor demented honkies of the GOP waxing idiotic about the dangers of 9 year old brown skinned refugees at our Southern border. Because apparently "Don't Mess with Texas" has been downgraded to "Are you smart enough not to shit yourself over a brown skinned fourth grader?"
I leave the floor to you.
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