North Korea's supreme doughnut eater has "threatened" to nuc the White House over a series of bowling matches, or was that a lawn darts game? Who knows but North Korea is willing to go all nuclear on the White House just as soon as they can fix that giant sling shot.
The threat came from Hwang Pyong-So, director of the military's General Political Bureau, during a speech to a large military rally in Pyongyang Sunday on the anniversary of the armistice that ended the 1950-53 Korean War.
Hwang, who holds the rank of vice marshal in the Korean People's Army, said a recent series of South Korea-US military drills, one of which included the deployment of a nuclear-powered US aircraft carrier, had ramped up tensions.
"If the US imperialists threaten our sovereignty and survival... our troops will fire our nuclear-armed rockets at the White House and the Pentagon -- the sources of all evil," Hwang said in his speech broadcast Monday on state television.
This is what happens when you spend far too much time worshiping a father with a lifelong bad hair day and a grandfather with a god complex.