The bigot du jour in this case, Keith Ablow, spewed the absurdity on Faux News. Because of course. Video here http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...
I've always loved this old, tired, ridiculous "argument". Let's just put aside for a moment the utter absurdity of it, and dignify it with a response. OK, you want to have a legal marriage with your dog, be my guest. Now you can file joint tax returns with your dog. Now your dog can visit you in the hospital when you're ill. Now your dog gets the house upon your death. Now your dog can have access to your children's school records. Now you dog is included in your Family membership at 24 Hour Fitness. And lots, lots more perks.
Congratulations!!