Just an (I hope) amusing little poem to the cutest, most buff bigot in the US House of Representatives. The whole thing is after the jump.
If your Instagram selfies quack,
And mag profiles waddle on webbed feet,
And you've Downton-inspired knick-knacks
Without which your office is incomplete,
If your Instagram selfies quack,
And mag profiles waddle on webbed feet,
And you've Downton-inspired knick-knacks
Without which your office is incomplete,
You're at least an odd duck, if not lame one
As you paddle 'round your reflecting pool.
Your anti-gay votes may leave you undone
Someday when bigots are revealed as fools.
No doubt the winking of public reportage
Has frightened more than entertained
As you giggle with the girls over decoupage,
As you deny reports, claim they're insane.
You're horse, Mr. Schock, not zebra.
Say you don't crave cock, none believe ya'.